18 July 2009

This has to be the coolest toaster ever! I can just picture this in my future kitchen…I wake up get kids and husband out of bed. We enlighten their little minds with a little Family Scripture Study and then we go into the Kitchen to devour the dark side! Oh dude…my kids are doomed! I mean seriously, what chance do they have of turning out normal when I'm stuffing the mouths with food stamped with Darth Vader and using Chop Sabers…they'll grow up on Star Wars and Lord of the Rings…and to top that off I'll be supporting witchcraft when I read them Harry Potter! They will most definitely own their own wands and lightsabers…doomed they are just doomed…oh well, I'll be sure to use wheat bread.